Miami: how all our nights ended up in strip clubs
Sooooo, how did I end up seeing two girls clap their arse cheeks together whilst two men placed dollar bills in their thongs I hear you ask????? ?? ?? ?
Read on to find out!
Category: Travel Tips
Stay in a Vegas Penthouse for £30 a Night
Live the champagne lifestyle on a prosecco budget in LAS VEGAS BABY.
Find out how you can get a penthouse for just £30 a night.
Find The Hidden Chapel At The Top Of This Mountain
You ever heard of my g, Moses? Ever wanted to climb to the place where he received the Ten Commandments from God? Ever wanted to see THE Burning Bush as described in the holy book?
Nah me neither but here’s a hike you can do that is a little off the grid and not as basic as my short stint in Yosemite.
The Forgotten WWII Cemetery Tucked Away In The Desert
What if I told you that there was a place in the desert where almost triple the amount of WWII soldiers are buried compared to the Ypres Reservoir Cemetery in Belgium?
Egypt: a country steeped in bribery or just good tips?
Throughout this blog you’re going to see some images that are pretty cool (in my humble opinion) but I would never have been able to capture these if not for one thing, money.
Yosemite: the ultimate unfit, non-gymming, slightly chubby student’s guide to the National Park
Speaking of which, the brochures Yosemite hand out are very informative, especially on the topic of hungry animals. If you encounter a mountain lion ‘hold kids up so that they look bigger’ not sure how sound this advice is? Also, if it attacks you ‘always fight back’. What kind of advice is this?! Ffs.
New Orleans: Nashville but on meth
I saw some old woman, (who I’m going to say was at least 80) ride down Bourbon Street in a people bike wearing nothing but a bra and skirt blasting out ‘Move Bitch Get Out the Way’.
Nashville: Cowboy Maga
A word to describe Nashville? Fun. Two words? Guiltless fun.
New York: a haven for the confident, not the shy
Even in the bouji-est of yaaassss queen bouji places it was happening…
13 reasons why… you should go on study abroad!
Have you ever been driven around by a stranger in a convertible whose front is held together with a massive chain? Have you ever spent the night on a citrus farm in the middle of nowhere? Have you ever slept with an infestation of spiders above your head? If you want all this and more, go to the ol’ UC Berkeley friends.
My Alternative Spring Break
…one of the first things someone said to them was ‘Y’all foreigners aren’t ya?’ Followed by, ‘So how much American pussy have y’all got?’
